I love when a guest complements me on my vodka martini. I just smile, nod,
and resist the urge to tell them that I take pride in many other drinks aside
from my big ol glass of chilled vodka (I don't even bother w/ the vermouth
anymore).
On the other hand it makes me want to stab them to death w/ a bar spoon when
they tell me it has too much vermouth...