Message 1233 of 22774 in Behind the Bar

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I'm not really sure how to respond this post, as its aheinly garbled nature 
kinda precludes me from deconstructing it in my usual logical fashion. But hey 
ho, needs must...

"What war is it that are waging"? - here's me - what? 
None obviously. I'm not a paranoid, western nation with a God complex, hell 
bent on performing genocide on innocent civilians, because I suspect (but 
can't prove) they own the very weapons of mass destruction which we provided 
and funded during the Eighties. Oh and let's not forget the undeniable fact 
that Iraq is linked to Al-Quaeda, because they all wear towels on their heads, 
speak a funny language and have beards.*

My previous post was quite obviously highlighting the dangers in cultural 
stereotyping, debasing individuals into a bland homogenised mess. Muslims the 
world over are being rendered social pariahs by Stupid White Men, due to a 
blind perceived stigma perpetuated by the aggressive discourses of Monkey Bush 
and his smiling handmaiden Blair. Meanwhile the French all smell of garlic, 
the Irish all have ginger hair and freckles, Koreans only eat dogs, Germans 
are obsessively efficient, Americans are overweight isolationists with no 
sense of irony, and the Queneau continues to rant that (say it loudly and 
slowly):
if you categorise me, you negate me.

But no one ever seems to frickin' listen.


*this is irony btw.