Even more diggity doo is that wee Lucy Landau has her email addy as:
Ilovelichy@somethingorother.
Don't ewe just love it when reps don't even have the slightest inkling about
the product they're hawking?
It's "lychee", dahling, "lychee".
And anyway, viral marketing doesn't work (shhh...pass it on).
Edit: Holy crap - a quick google search reveals that they're hitting every
drink site on t'internet with exactly the same spam. Anyone up for a
counter-offensive? Or we could just completely ignore this daft product when
it comes out, as it's obviously designed to compete with Hypnotique, or
whatever that other muck is called.
I hearby call on all good and patriotic Americans on the forums to hereby
ignore this product when it arrives on your market, and actively dissuade any
and all from drinking it, thus preventing it from being shipped over here.
Come kumrads - the revolution is only a T-shirt away.
Whilst I'm only being slightly facetious, maybe it is about time that us
folk behind the bar finally shows these capitalist hawking goons who really
sells (or not) their products.
Fun ahoy! A bottle of Kwai Feh for whomsoever joins me.
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Want some jetsam? - I can getsam.