Message 4416 of 22774 in Behind the Bar

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  I get pretty 
> annoyed at customers who ask me to "make it a good one" - I tell them 
> that when it's my name on the building I'll think about it.  

Ha! One of the things I do is: Smile at them (genuinely...at least I try to 
make it look that way) and say "Ya know, if I owned the place I'd do that for 
ya, but I just sell this stuff for someone else right now. Then smile big 
again in a "Gee I'm so sorry smile".....they seem to get it without me having 
to go nay further.............Ummmm if they say "And put it on the house"...I 
say..."Gee, I forgot my ladder today". That one is corny and the only reason I 
keep saying it is because they keep laughing for some reason.

I recently spent some time with Scott Young and he told me a good one. But of 
course understand that he would say this in a nightclub/meat market type of 
place:  When a girl would ask him to make the drink "good" or "stronger" or 
even want a "free drink" he says...."I'm sorry, have we had sex yet?"

Cheryl

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