Message 9882 of 22774 in Behind the Bar

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Some folk are so dumb, only wish we had the power to 
> confiscate these IDS!
> 
> Cheers
> 
> Russ

CHILD: 1 vodka & coke, 4 bottles of stella and a dry white wine please..

JAM: No problem, that'll be £x.xx and some ID please.

CHILD: Here you go, College ID...

JAM: Hmmm... it's laminated with a photo stuck in, not even a scanned picture 
and it's not an accepted form of ID. Do you have a Passport or Driving Licence?

CHILD: No, But i am 18, ask any of my friends...

JAM: Well ok, maybe one of your friends has some ID?

CHILD: No, I'm the only one over 18.

JAM: ??????????????? Bye!

:)

JAM

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