Message 5121 of 22774 in Behind the Bar

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Hey Quen69, I like those..I am impressed...I have a few more, Like * Hey Mr 
Cholesterol could you please move so the line can get to the heart of the 
matter * When asked if I like being a flairbartender I reply "this is hell... 
only with Laser Lighting"( Bosses favorite), When wise a** girl gets angry or 
are just haters I say, wow you look like s**t is that the syle now?  When 
replied to I like to finish up with, see I can multi task..I serve up sarcasim 
with your drinks too here.  Sometimes I like to go ino the cheesburger skit 
from Saturday night Live John Belushi.. and tell them all we have is 
cheesburger and Pepsi...but many of them are to young to remember, some 
actually try to explain to me that they don't want a cheesburger just a 
drink...lol some just are stone silent than start to really think about 
ordering a cheesburger!..lol. The confused "I am not sure looking ones" get a 
straight look in the face and than I begin a count down out loud looking right 
at them 3....2...1...you lose...NEXT.....The funny thing about this is people 
love it..They think its funny...I almost always smooth over the unfortunate 
ones though later in the evening..its all funny silly stuff..
The best are when girls like to ask me whats good to drink, so the always get 
the Tom Cruiseish cheesy lines..like whats good, I say Did you ever have a wet 
Pussy, they say no!...I put my hand on there shoulder and look sad and say "I 
feel so sorry for you" You do get some cell#'s for that one. lol
Wet Pussy is a popular drink in the club scene, Chambord, Bailey's, milk.
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Hi, what do u do?, I am a flair bartender, whats that? I juggle bottles as I 
make drinks..oh like Tom Cruise!?....BANG!.....thud. "Oh my god...why did he 
shoot himself?"