Message 7200 of 22774 in Behind the Bar

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Cell Phone - Left front jeans pocket or right front bra cup (hey man I dont 
have to wear a uniform na na nana na)  - I have to be on call for any of the 
other venues I run, or be able to call the police when the need arises.  My 
dorrmen and bartenders all are allowed to cary their phones on the clock - in 
fact I encourage it, however, the phones are to be used only when a house 
phone cannot be reached to call for bacup or assistance.  I also let phones 
happen to call friends into the bar - keep in mind this is not a social call 
it is a "WTF are you Jimbob, I'm dyin' here and need customers ASAP!"  I do 
not allow calls that take away from customers my favorite saying at the 
beginning of a shift.... "all Phones set to vibrate?"  I have had very few 
problems with this policy thus far.

Super beautiful lighter case (converstation item) with good bic lighter - 
right front pocket or left bra cup.

Pens - displayed in some sort of colorfull peackock like aray in the back of 
my head, which is pretty funny if you take a look at some of the crazy hairdos 
my styilist thinks up for me (I have 4 feet of hair).

Bar rag - right rear pocket or the right waistband if no pocket is availabe.  
It is only used for drying my hands.

Barblade - left rear pocket or attached to a bungee if no pockets are 
available.

Anything else is on the back bar.  Today as I look at it, it includes the 
usuals like chapstick, lotion, cards, dice and condoms, car keys, bar keys, 
small lost and found items, pennies, nickles and dimes for the slush fund, 
earrings, lighters, watches, sunglasses, wedding rings, rabies vaccination 
tags (for our doorman), a leather bra (from the same lady that left her 
wedding ring), someones copy of "One night in Paris" on DVD (late night porn 
anyone?), plastic silverware from various take out places, small ball 
bearings, brass knuckles (wonder who brought those?) Flashlights ranging in 
scale from the giant mag lite to the pen pointer light, gum, breathstrips, 
mints from Sonic, Bluerberry pop-tart still sealed, wine openers, spare 
barblades, those firecrackers that pop when you throw them at the ground (wake 
up, sucka), nail polish (I told you cant sleep here, sucka), sharpie markers 
in every color available (your cab is here, super sucka), bar napkin oragami, 
every brand imaginable of cigarettes (all open), a pop top belt, string of 
every type imagineable, a world atlas, 8 rolls of scotch tape all open in 
diffrent stages of use, pink saran wrap (new addition!)..... I could go on but 
it get even more wierd.