Message 11706 of 39188 in General Discussion

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> After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery 
> presidents decided to go out for a beer.
> The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the 
> world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from 
> the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like 
> the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a 
> Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, 
> "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give 
> me a Coors." He gets it.
> The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The 
> bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The 
> other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you 
> drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I 
> figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." 

I'm gonna add this to my collection, thanks Zete! Here's one, not sure if 
you've heard this before:

A woman walks into the bar at the top of the local Hotel and sees a really 
cute guy sitting at the counter. She sits down, orders a glass of 
cosmopolitan, and trying to start a conversation, asks him what he is 
drinking. "Magic Beer", he says. Thinking the guy's a little crazy, she takes 
her drink and walks around the bar to see who else is there. Realizing that 
there's no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the 
bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" "Yes it is, I'll show 
you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the 
building 3 times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it: "I 
bet you can't do that again." So the guy takes another drink of beer, jumps 
out the window again, flies around the building three times, and comes back in 
the window.

Amazed, the woman tells him she too wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the 
bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." The woman gets her drink, takes 
a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every 
bone in her body, and dies. The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You 
know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."