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> A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The 
> bartender, 
> believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, 
> pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been 
> poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.
> 
> The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the 
> 
> bartender. "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm 
> not 
> paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch."
> 
> The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch 
> of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and 
> spits it out on the bar. "This is only 6-year-old scotch. I won't pay 
> for this, and I insist on a good, 12-year-old scotch!"
> 
> The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality, 
> 12-year-old scotch. The man sips the drink and says, "Now that's more 
> like it." 
> 
> An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entire 
> episode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass 
> down in front of him and asks, "What do you think of this?"
> 
> The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust, violently spits out 
> the liquid yelling, "WHY, THIS TASTES LIKE PISS!" to which the old 
> drunk replies, "That's right, now guess how old I am." 

That's a real good one Dan, why don't you start a new thread about bar jokes 
-- that would be a more productive one after all these e-wars going on.  I 
collect jokes and I have several jokes I can share, too.