Message 11691 of 39188 in General Discussion

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I just read this one, thought it was pretty good (and I think this forum could 
use a little lightening up)-

After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided 
to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's 
best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and 
gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the 
world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. 
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain 
spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a 
little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery 
presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and 
the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking 
beer, neither would I."