* Follow up *
Okay, this is what I went with:
2 oz Skyy Vanilla Vodka
1/2 oz semen
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1 cherry
served in a cocktail glass
This was actually quite good. However, I'm not entirely sure about the vanilla
vodka. I think if I do this again I'll use regular vodka. The sweetness
detracted from the salty flavor of the semen, which is the most important
aspect of the drink.
I added the fresh semen last (which was fun!), and he enjoyed watching me
drink it!