Message 18757 of 20656 in Recipe Exchange

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> I want to make a super-naughty drink that actually contains my 
> boyfriend's semen. I just don't know what to use. Any suggestions 
> would be greatly appreciated (yes, even smart-ass ones).

Many times I have been thinking about the use of body fluids for a drink but 
never did the thought stay long enough with me to result into anything useful. 

So thinking about it again here's some of my ideas.

- First one and easy, use recipes with egg white as inspiration.
- Freeze the stuff and collect multiple samples (unless your boyfriend 
generates big loads)
- Have your boyfriend eat stuff of which you know it has positive influence on 
flavour.
- Don't use dominating ingredients. Just add stuff to change the character of 
the bodyfluid. Don't start mixing all kind of flavours but use the flavour of 
the sperm as starting point. Modify it's nature (e.g. adding soda) such that 
it becomes a different style of fluid but keeps much of it's other 
characteristics (This clashes with the first tip which sees the sperm as a 
modifying ingredient. However both can be simultaneously applied.)
- Try to stay with the sex theme. Use for instance a long shot glass. Use 
aphrodisiac ingredients (or ingredients which you associate as aphrodisiac) 

e.g. 

- 2 cl sperm
- 4 cl grapefruit juice 
- 1.5 cl green-tea liqueur (e.g. bols)
- 1.5 cl Zubrovka
- lemon rind garnish and top with black pepper

Shake with ice (should fit a cocktail glass)

Reasons why I have been thinking about body fluids as ingredients (I do not 
know if this is before or after reading 'das perfume' which coincidently is my 
favorite book as well. A drink called liquid vulva might also have been mine 
inspiration.) is because they have a special and unique flavour. If perfumes 
make use of body fluids (e.g. musk and ambergris) why not drinks as well? 
Human sperm doesn't seem to have much pronounced flavour (but maybe a girl 
should correct me) for me sweat and vaginal liquid seem to be better liquids 
as they have more flavour (sperm is a lot tasteless protein).