Message 10115 of 22774 in Behind the Bar

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I am always amazed at how few people actually write thank you letters as 
follow ups and do even half of the wonderful tips mentioned above.  Recently 
during an employee search, I came up with this list for humor's sake:
TOP TEN THINGS TO DO TO ENSURE YOU WON'T BE A BOOZE BABE:
10.	Show up for an interview and tell me, "I don't drink."
9.	Send me an email with a headshot of you flipping the bird finger as you 
tell me how frustrating it is to go out and not know what cocktail to order at 
a bar and how working for me would be so cool in solving that problem.
8.	Respond to a job posting with the return email address:  deelishusleenasty
7.	Tell me how "really, really attractive" you are.
6.	Write a cover letter stating, "I am perfect for the job with my two years 
of Java programming." 
5.	Show up for an interview reeking of cigarette smoke.
4.	Give me a handshake so limp I wonder if you have bones in your hand.
3.	Show up uninvited with your resume and camp out, reading a book, just 
waiting until I have a moment.
2.	Tell me that you "used to be a hustler."
1.	And the real winner is…accepting a job offer and then not showing up for 
work!