No, seriously guys, this stuffs THAT good. I had a single shot of it and it
blew my socks off. It not only makes you EXTREMELY attractive, makes you
incredibley smart! Women (or men) will flock to you like the salmon of
Capistrano! It will straighten your crooked teeth, and whiten them. It will
correct your vision so you will no longer need glasses, and your eyes will be
a brillian blue/green color. Your hair will grow back long and shiny, and
will smell of petunias. You're income will triple and a fancy sports car will
magically appear in your driveway!
Oh, and this stuff is teh best EVAR!!!!!11111OMGLOL!!!!11
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