JOHNNY WALKER was hunting with MARTINI & ROSSI when he met HIRAM WALKER coming down COBBA CREEK with QUEEN ANNE who lived on the CUTTY SARK up in HUDSON'S BAY near the GREEN RIVER.
He took her, smelling like FOUR ROSES over to the TOWN TAVERN where he removed her GOLD LABEL and tickled her with THREE FEATHERS until she was BLACK & WHITE and dying for his CANADIAN CLUB with the RED CAP .
He put his STANDFAST in her JORDAN VALLEY so they rented OLD OVERHOLT'S room at the MARYLAND CLUB and it was PERFECTION when he stuck his WHITE HORSE into her VAT '69 times and pumped his TEACHER'S HIGHLAND CREAM until her OLD DRUM was stretched as wide as MOUNT VERNON, and being SCOTCH he didn't even give her a SILVER DOLLAR.
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