Giving A Bad Impression.
1. Tell yourself that you are not a bartender. Pretend that this is just a
temporary job until you get your big break. Remember that you are a jobbing
actor.
2. When restocking a fridge always make sure that the labels are facing in
different directions rather than straight forward.
3. When throwing away empty bottles make sure to slam them into the garbage as
hard as possible so as to create the maximum amount of noise and thus startle
all the customers.
4. When any song is playing make sure to sing along as loudly as you can with
entirely the wrong lyrics. If you feel like drumming on the Barcounter with
your hands then please do. And remember to ignore any irritated looks from
customers or coworkers.
5. Make a move on any and all females who enter your establishment. Remember
that you are not being a sexpest, you are God's gift to all women.
6. When you feel like smoking a cigarette just go outside and light one up.
There is no need to tell people where you are going, what has it got to do
with them? It doesn't matter if the bar is busy because everyone else can just
work harder. And if anyone is irritated by your absence then they are just
being unreasonable.
7. When accepting a delivery from a liquor company do not under any
circumstances check the items delivered against the invoice. Just sign it and
pack it away. It is quicker this way and let's the delivery driver get on
their merry way. Delivery drivers never make mistakes and certainly wouldn't
try and keep something for themselves.
8. If you feel hungry just eat anything that comes back from any cleared
tables. And make sure to eat any leftovers behind the bar and in front of
customers.
9. Remember that the staff rota/ roster is just a guideline as to when you
should arrive for work. You can also say that you arrived at the correct time
and just finish eating your breakfast, drink a coffee, and smoke a cigarette.
If you are in the building then that counts as being at work.
10. There is no need to polish cutlery or glasses, someone else can do that.
11. Don't dry plates after washing them. Just stack them up so that a layer of
water forms on each plate. This is obviously a waste of your time and someone
else can do it.
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Cheers!
George Sinclair
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"The secret to creativity is knowing howto hide your sources."
- Albert Einstein.