I don't even know how to respond to your garbled/mangled post. But I will
point out what I find interesting.
> Ever hear of Google?
>
> But even before I found a very easy link -- mint, lime, soda combos.
> A
> Cucumber Lime Mojito sort of inspiration?
>
> We are all not internet bartenders. strange people posting incorrect
> information on foreign sites is no basis for a system of mixology.
??? The fucking links are cucumber vodka's manufacturer(s) and distributor
websites, for the most part, so what is this "incorrect information on foreign
sites" business? (doh!) That seems so paranoid I can't even fathom the logic
behind that statement nor posting such.
> Believe it or not the mojito is made with rum and it also originated
> somewhere specific. Now not only have you disgraced the mojito you
> must discredit cucumber vodka also? Is this the direction we should
> all go? please let me know my whole life has been a lie.
Read the werds a wee bit more carefully. "Mojito sortofinspiration
... Need I say more? Easier terminology? Slower paced? Less syllables? In
English?
> Or sans soda, muddle with citrus,
> cucs and mint strained and served up?
>
> mint just floating like a boat in a glass?
>
?????
> Collinses. Gimlets. Gibsons.? We have historical data on all of
> these cocktails and none of which where originally made with vodka.
>
> Is this a contest to see how many classic cocktails we can butcher?
> cucumber martini and fucking cucumber sazerac, why the fuck not?
This is just too funny to respond. But thanks for the laugh. Nice tangential
switch up, but if you have issues (which are apparent) take it up with the
vodka's manufacturer, the other mixologists whipping up these recipes, the
YouTube video demonstrations and demonstrators, the newspaper columnists
featuring these abominations and the consumers that purchase same.
EDITED TO ADD: Hasn't anyoneever looked to the classics for
inspiration ???? Or are you really that thick?
> The Cucumber Bloody Mary is a no brainer. again, there is alot of
> data in print that indicates this drink was originally made with
> vodka. and it didn't call for celery, olives, lime juice, spicy
> green beans, okra, or cucumbers. I want to serve drinks not food.
>
Stop! You are killing me! You've simply got me laughing so hard I'm in
tears! Whew!!! Was I suggesting the entire back yard garden? Really?????
> there is a knife in my eye and you are twisting it. hambone
> instigated it, it wasn't my idea, but it was a bit rude to suggest
> someone was stupid for not wanting to find answers to questions
> directly from "google", when in reality it is a wise decision to ask
> this to your peers.
(Do you ever tire of posting that dribble about your eye?) You, a peer? One
that doesn't understand how useful of a resource that Google can be to self
educate, investigate and/or research that wild world all around you?
> p.s. all great recommendations!
>
>
> cheers!
>
>
>
I simply don't see the wisdom of asking others for all your answers without
first having sought out some ideas or solutions on one's own. You wish to
place vindiction into something stating the obvious, well then you must have a
hard day every day of the week. Geesz, checking the vodka producer's own
fucking website. (Wow, what a crazy idea!) Oh, I forgot. That takes effort,
right? lol
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