This is a drink I made up after seeing George Thourogood at a county fair. It
was during a heatwave in August and I probably had 5 or 6 strawberry lemonades
at the Hot Dog on a Stick booth. A few days later I was at work, and a yummy
little 22 year old came in and threw the "I don't know what I want, I just
want something fruity I can't taste the alcohol in" at me. This is what I came
up with, and I bullshit you not, it tastes just like the one at the fair, no
booze taste at all.
1 1/2 shots citrus vodka(Absolut, or Smirnoff citrus twist worked best 4 me)
3 oz. sweet and sour mix
3-4 lemon wheels
3/4 oz strawberry daquiri mix
Pour all ingredients into a shaker 1/2 full of ice and throw the lemon wheels
in as well. Muddle the bejesus out of it until customers start making wise ass
comments about you having too much fun, or needing to rent a porno. Strain
into a pint glass full of ice and garnish with a lemon wheel and a half a
strawberry. Don't fish one of the lemons out of the shaker, it should be too
damaged to make the drink look pretty, use a new one.
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"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors house unless they have a well stocked
bar." -W.C. Fields