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Subject: Re: Bush or Gore, Who should be president?
From: PAOLO
Posted: Tue Nov 21. 2000, 05:05 UTC
Followup to: "Re: Bush or Gore, Who should be president?"  by jbird  (Thu Nov 16. 2000, 14:40 UTC)
  Who should be puppet, sorry, president, of the US?

  It's very simple....
  
  1- take the amount of vowels, in your electorate's name.....
  2- divide by three
  3- multiply by the consonents in the oppositions party name...
  4- make a very large martini ( of course, using gin, noilly pratt, and
     stirring, not shaking)
  5- drink said martini, and repeat instructions N°4 and N°5, continuously.

  This doesn't help your decision, but you soon appreciate the opinion of the
  rest of the world, when we all say "Who gives a shit?"

  Sex and drugs and sausage rolls

  Paolo
  


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