Who should be puppet, sorry, president, of the US?
It's very simple....
1- take the amount of vowels, in your electorate's name.....
2- divide by three
3- multiply by the consonents in the oppositions party name...
4- make a very large martini ( of course, using gin, noilly pratt, and
stirring, not shaking)
5- drink said martini, and repeat instructions N°4 and N°5, continuously.
This doesn't help your decision, but you soon appreciate the opinion of the
rest of the world, when we all say "Who gives a shit?"
Sex and drugs and sausage rolls
Paolo