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Subject: Re: Stupid women rant
From: vegastud
Posted: Fri Jul 27. 2007, 03:23 UTC
Followup to: "Stupid men rant"  by Boroco  (Fri Jul 27. 2007, 01:29 UTC)
> Ok, it's our JOB to make you feel special.  It's our JOB to be 
> friendly.  It's our JOB to give you great service. And we are also 
> working tips, which are an important part of our income! Think about 
> it, when was the last time you picked up a bartender?  Where ever it 
> was, I don't want to go there.  
> 
> We are just trying to make you feel good while you're here. NOTHING 
> ELSE! We may actually like you, but that doesn't mean we want to go 
> home with you. And is your testosterone not letting you get a clue 
> when I ask about your family???
> 
> And here's an important concept. If I mention my long time 
> boyfriend,(usually meaning you're coming on to me)don't ask for your 
> tab and stiff me on the tip.  If you come back, I'll be "very busy."
> 
> And lastly,if my shift is over, don't expect me to hang around with 
> you.  I probably just want to go home and get off my feet, or, did I 
> mention I had a boyfriend?
> 
> Clue in!!

would the previous post coincide with the typical stupid woman?

i am here to provide each customer a fair service.  i make a fair drink and 
you pay the price listed.

i am not your sweetie, your honey and i don't take kindly to a cheap wink and 
smile.  when the drink is made and the transaction is paid for, i am not going 
to add another shot because you say it is weak.  it is not my fault you have a 
drinking problem, don't have enough money to order a double, or are trying to 
get over on the bartender.

in fact, if you bring a drink back stating it is too weak, i will dump the 
drink out and make you another with the standard 1 ounce shot.  not the strong 
pour i began with.

by the way, asking me if i have a girlfriend or asking me what i am doing 
after work will get you nowhere.  odds are, i will be going home to my 
girlfriend to spend time with her.  

single       $6.00

double       $9.00

long island  $10.00

the look on a psuedo hot chicks face when i dump her drink out to make her a 
weaker drink...

PRICELESS!

atilano


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June 20, 2005


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