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Subject: Basic Bar Translations
From: Bippo
Posted: Wed Aug 30. 2006, 08:09 UTC
Found an old email about some bar translations someone sent me so i thought 
i'd share.

You get this one, next round is on me 
(We wont be here long enough to get another round)

I'll get this one, next round is on you
(Happy hour is about to end...beers are now $1, next round they will be $4.40)

Hey, where is that friend of yours?
(I have no intrest in talking to you, except as a way to get closer to your 
attractive friend)

What do you have on tap?
(Whats cheap?)

Do you have any sambuca?
(I want to make my friend really sick so we can all laugh at him in the 
morning)

Ever try a body shot? - Male to female
(I'm even willing to drink tequila if it means i get to lick you)

Ever try a body shot? - Female to male
(If this is how wild i am in a bar, imagine me in the bed)

I dont feel well, lets go home. - Female
(Your paying more attention to your friends then me)

I dont feel well, lets go home. - Male
(I'm horny)

Who's got the next round?
(I havent bought a round in 3 years, but i'm an expert in diverting attention)

That person looks really familiar.
(Did i sleep with them?)

I've had like 10 beers already
(I've only had 3, but i need an excuse to behave like this)

You go ahead, i'll catch a cab
(I'e already lined up a ride home with your ex)


Hope you enjoyed them!


-- 
Happy Pourin'
Bippo

www.bippo.vze.com
Over 230 recipes of shooters from around the globe.


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