> Answering the dumb ass question, "So, what's good here??" without
> seething condescension.
Yeah, that's against one of the Rules:
67. Never ask a bartender “what's good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch
fresh from the coast every morning.
From Modern Drunkard's 86 Rules of Boozing:
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm