Sorry for my crud first response.
Your intentions seem questionable to me.
Respect for a drink is lost when you can’t taste the alcohol. Thus, people get
drunk easier. It sounds like you figured this part out. It is this type of
irreverence and adolescence that give drinking a bad rap.
Alcohol is a dangerous substance when abused. But when it is respected and
mixed properly, it can be enjoyed thoroughly.
Don't try to get others drunk for fun. That is just stupid. Please drink
responsibly and in moderation.
Here is another article on this topic:
http://www.drinkboy.com/Essays/YourFirstDrink.html
I don't think anyone will be willing to help you here with your request.
Sorry.
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