Here is a good one... I laughed my ass off.
A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan. The bartender quickly and
expertly pours a shot of rye, half a shot of vermouth and a cuple dashes of
bitters into his shaker, slides in a hefty scoop of ice and gives it a rapid
but thorough stir. He quickly strains it into a thoroughly-chilled glass and
then, with a flourish, drops a sprig of parsley right in the middle of the
drink and slides it over to his customer. The man, dumbfounded, points at the
parsley and says "you were going great right until the end, but what the hell
is that?"
"Central Park."
...courtesy of David Wondrich
Anyone else have any good ones?
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