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Subject: Jokes
From: bar.mix.master
Posted: Sat Jun 18. 2005, 23:21 UTC
Here is a good one... I laughed my ass off.

A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan. The bartender quickly and 
expertly pours a shot of rye, half a shot of vermouth and a cuple dashes of 
bitters into his shaker, slides in a hefty scoop of ice and gives it a rapid 
but thorough stir. He quickly strains it into a thoroughly-chilled glass and 
then, with a flourish, drops a sprig of parsley right in the middle of the 
drink and slides it over to his customer. The man, dumbfounded, points at the 
parsley and says "you were going great right until the end, but what the hell 
is that?"

"Central Park."

...courtesy of David Wondrich 

Anyone else have any good ones?

-- 
...the bar mix master has spoken.

http://www.barmixmaster.com


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