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Subject: Hmmm, I'd Like A Sandwich....
From: JaykoN
Posted: Mon Apr 12. 2004, 07:45 UTC
So i walk into a subway sandwich bar the other day at lunch, and there's this 
girl behind the counter. The sight of all the fillings made me excited, 
"ooh, ooh, could you make me a sandwich???? pleeeez!" i exclaimed. So then she 
asks me what bread i would like... 
"oh, one of those cool round loaves...yeah yeah that one.." 
So she begins to butter the bread, i hate butter!! so i tell her that i simply 
cant have butter on my bread.. over which she asks what sandwich would i 
like...
"i dunno, something nice... and, with leaves in it... so it looks cool...but i 
want it to fill me" i say
So the girl looks confused and says to me 
"but sir, i dont know what kind of sandwich you would prefer, i do not know 
what fillings you like..." 
"hmmm, well what do you think, what would you recommend?"... i ask
So she suggests the "Club- BLT Special". 
Club?, B-L-T ?? Huh? i dunno what all these things are? im just a bartender.
So i say yeah yeah go for it..
So she starts with some mayonaise, i dont like mayonaise but i didnt say 
anything, i let it ride. then she put some chunky chicken opn the first slice,
"hmmm could i have some bacon instead of the chicken?" i asked
"err, there's bacon in this sandwich already sir..." 
ok well can i have ham instead then?
"uuuhhhh, sure...whatever..." she replied.
Next came another slice of bread... 
"is that it??" i asked?
"no sir, its a C-L-U-B sandwich, three slices of bread" she replied 
informingly. how was i supposed to know? im just a cocktail mixer...
Then she put some bacon, which i like, i love bacon, that was cool. but i 
didnt like when she went to put tomatoe's on the bacon, so i asked for 
cucumbers instead. Then she went to put some green leafy things, Lettuce or 
something... but i wanted the purple leafy things, coz they looked cool, way 
cool.. she didnt cause any fuss and finished my sandwich. 
It looked SOOO cool, all my friends wanted one. but i didnt like the way it 
tasted, it was too strong, i didnt like . so next time i went to that snadwich 
bar i told the girl, "i didnt like that Club BLT Special you made me that last 
time... the flavours were too strong, i want something different...


(to finish: So i made the b*tch an Electric Lemonade, stuck an umberella, a 
fancy swizzle stick, almost every garnish in the tray, and a sparkler in it, 
and finally a straw) 

So she made me up this really cool, Blue sandwich, it was so wow, and it 
tasted good too.


Anyone able to find humour in this... feel free to reply, ive just had a bad 
night at a teenagers cocktail party in my bar...(yunno one of those.."ooh make 
me something green" nights..

Jaykon (still loves his job)
 


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