Well done, Gidge, ewe can read.
If, however, ewe have the unfortunate status of living in Britain, ewe can
expect an altogether set of rules.
If someone orders a "straight" vodka, they will get it straight (i.e. neat:
rocks glass, no ice. Be prepared, however, for the next demand: can I get some
ice in that? "No problem Sir/Madam, so ewe want a vodka on the rocks then,
rather than a straight vodka?" Ensue... look of bemusement from customer, and
a further look of contempt when ewe attempt to explain the difference.
Just remember: The customer is always wrong. The trick is in teaching them
that they "think" they're right.