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Subject: alcohol poisoning
From: vlad
Posted: Sun Feb 7. 1999, 07:53 UTC
i've gotten alcohol poisoning four times in the last four years and i have 
some odd symptoms. i'm just wondering if anyone else gets this or i'm 
genetically inferior.
i got seriously drunk last night (one fifth of jack daniels, seven beers, 
three shots of tequila) and i'm suffering for it now. although i didn't get 
poisoned, luckily, i woke up with an extremely enlarged uvula. that thing that 
hangs down in the back of your throat, that is. the last four times i got 
poisoned, i've suffered this same freakish result for about two weeks. 
'extremely enlarged' doesn't do it justice...i have trouble breathing at night 
and i can't speak because it rubs agains my vocal cords. 
i asked my doctor about it; he said it was unrelated to alcohol and i was 
prone to severe tonsilitus. but he did say 'WOW!!' when he saw it. he did, 
however, offer to remove it for a small fee. 
is there a name for my disabling sickness? 
dranktomuchestonsilitusuvulousmaximus? does anyone else have bizarre shit 
happen to them after too much drinking? trying to find answers.
oh yeah...at CostCo there's a brand of vodka that sells for $7.99 a gallon. 
no shit. dont get it. poison.


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