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Subject: Re: First Dorm Partae
From: Jay
Posted: Thu Oct 10. 2002, 12:49 UTC
Followup to: "First Dorm Partae"  by Jessica  (Thu Oct 10. 2002, 00:58 UTC)
> Hey all u experts out there, my roommate and I need your help. Later 
> this month we are having a kick ass dorm party and we wanna get your 
> ideas about what drinks to serve. Simple yet good por favor. We 
> really dont have experience at all with drinks, so we need ur help! 
> Love u all much..
> 
> Jessica
How old are you and what school is this?
Statistically speak, my  expert opinion is:  35% of you will throw up because 
you drink too much cheap liquor.  45% will wake up feeling terrible.  65% will 
do somthing they didn't want to do.  85% will have a good time.  100% percent 
of you will wish you made punch instead of mixing drinks.
My suggestion is to get two or three of those big drink coolers with a thumb 
spout and fill'm up with either the same punch or make three.  When it comes 
to underage parties, the alcohol really doesn't matter as long as it is 
tolerable.  
1 liter of 40% alcohol will yield about 36 oz of alcohol.  Girls usually take 
about 5 ounces to get a little crazy and boys about 8, depending on many 
factors.  Some more some less.  You will probably serve this in 16 oz cups so 
you can figure out how strong you want the drinks to be.  Don't make it so 
people are drunk off of one, but do make it more than tipsy off of two.  The 
rule should be to only visit the coolers twice to hook up, three to make an 
ass of yourself, and four to five to puke (give or take).
Naturally having a bottle of Citron vodka (chill vodka, sugar on a lemon 
wedge, shoot vodka and suck lime (fuck optional) ) or Jaegermeister for games 
and the such is nice.
About those punches, they are fairly straight forward:
2 litre Rum  
750 ml Malibu
7 liters pineapple juice. 
Cost approx $40
2 liters Vodka
4 liters Fruit Punch (Hawaiian or the like)
2-3 liters Gingerale
Cost approx $25
As you can see, getting the least bit creative is expensive.  Perhaps if you 
said how much you wanted to spend or the such it would help.  If you are nice 
you will also have a cooler of water or the such.  There may be some 
intelligent people at the party that wish to be nice to their bodies.
J


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