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Comebacks and oneliners
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| From: | petewalpole
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Mon Sep 2. 2002, 11:27 UTC
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We all know the frustrations of having drunken people shouting orders at you
for 8 hours a day can become a little tiresome how about some favourite one
liners to quieten some of our more boisterous guests
Agood one i heard from a waitress the other day when some one was trying to
get her to serve him by wiggling his finger in the air was " sorry love it
takes more than one finger to make me come"
A group of beautiful russian girls came in the other day and i gave them the
old favourite line " do you see anything you fancy behind the bar " this went
straight over ther heads but gave us all a good laugh.
One time a south african guy came into the irish bar wher i was working and
started giving out that i was english and whatwas i doing working in an irish
bar i turned around and said " you're south african mate what the hell are you
doing drinking in here" this put all his friends in stiches and shut him up
There have been many more that ican't remember but you guys and girls must
have some stories that can brighten up my evenings.
Pete
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