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Subject: Re: The cocktail poem!
From: Clint
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails that I make
America's getting stinking on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach,
the velvet hammer, the Alabama slammer
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel, the three-toed sloth
I make drinks so sweet ans snazzy
The iced tea, the kamikaze
the orgasm, the death spasm
The Singapore sling, the ding-a-ling
America you're just devoted to every flavor I've got,
but if you want to get loaded, why don't you just order a shot.
Bar's Open
-- Now riddle me this... can anyone tell me what a three-toed sloth, a death
spasm or a ding-a-ling is?