Beer Chess is chess played with beer as the pieces. Beer chess is the unification of the intellect with the inebriated. Beer chess is stimulating brain cells as you kill them. Beer chess was created during a weekend retreat at the McEnaney Estate in Jackman, Maine, thus making Jackman, Maine the Beer Chess capital of the universe.
Beer chess is played with beer, a lot of beer. One side uses Light Beer (white), the other side uses regular (black) of the same brands. (see list below) Our research and development team has concluded that one can expect a standard Beer Chess game to last up to five hours, assuming neither player passes out. Intermissions, however, may be declared on a bilateral basis.
As you may have realized, this game requires a big board. While
beer chess boards are now commonplace in Jackman, in other places
their availability is still limited.
Again, our R+D team has arrived at a clever solution: Bathroom tiles-large white bathroom tiles. Placed on a darker table at regular intervals, one can quickly construct a professional looking Beer Chess set. For and even cheaper board, cardboard coasters, available at most bars, serve as impromptu, portable boards.
|White:|| Black: |
|8 pawns:||Bud Lights (8oz can)|| Budweiser (8oz cans) |
|2 Rooks:||Miller Light (12oz can)|| Miller Genuine Draft (12 oz Can) |
|2 Knights:||Busch Light (12 oz Can)|| Busch (12 oz Cans) |
|2 Bishops:||Coors Light (12 oz Can)|| Coors (12 oz Cans) |
|Queen:||Michelob Light (Bottle)|| Michelob (Bottle) |
|King:||Bud Light (Bottle)|| Budweiser (Bottle) |
Take big sips out of pieces you expect to trade, when moving those pieces. This technique evenly distributes the amount of beer you will consume, and decreases the amount you will have to drink from that piece when it is traded or captured.
If you are a light drinker, avoid exchanges (especially if you are down a piece)
Avoid sacrificing pieces for position. A sacrifice will only force you to drink more. Remember, in this game, you can be beating your opponent, not only by the fact that you have a greater number of pieces left on the board, but also by the fact that you have a greater number of surviving brain cells left.
This was printed in the Boston Half Baked.
Game source: Collection at nic.funet.fi
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