Message 37649 of 38040 in General Discussion

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see man, I love my job so much and what I do so much that I want to share what 
I get to do with everyone! I want everyone to experience a greatly made 
cocktail.

I hear from every guest, "this is the best whatever" "I want to be a 
bartender" "this is so good" "I want to jump across this bar and kiss you" "I 
would definitely recommend you for front of the house" "you want a job?" "you 
are the best bartender I have ever seen"  all fucking night.  you've never 
heard these things, I hear it so much I bitch about it.  every single person 
loves me or my drinks, plain and simple.  this is truth.   

you do not hear such things, and don't tell me you've been bartending 20 years 
that does not mean shit to me, because I met a guy before who said he'd been 
bartending 9 years and had no clue he made me a fuzzy navel and black russian. 
 no fucking clue.  so tell me why you think you're so knowledgable on the 
subject? because all i've seen is a burn ratio that doesn't make sense. 17 
minutes or whatever it was? c'mon dude, seriously? I should stop spending 
money on tea candles with a  burn rate like that.  


so i might be a little tired sometimes when I get off work, like it's 6:12 am 
and my reading level may not be it's norm.  again this doesn't change 
anything.  Bow Down, because you're just using the zombie as a shield.  Lovers 
would fight over this drink.  I said before there are so many problems in 
trying to debate anything about this drink because it differs from so many 
others in so many other ways. 

1. what is in it?

2. Should I have these ingredients?

3. if people weren't drinking zombies, what were they drinking?

4. No it is not okay to change the ingredient and call it the same thing

5. No it is not okay to change the ingredient and call it something else

6. But I know a popular zombie recipe, I can't use it, because it's not a 
zombie
and then to tell a guest and make it up, you trying to kill me?  they are 
stupid and the only thing they'll remember from your drunk zombie story is 
that it's called a danny douche and made wherever.  so I like to let people 
think they're getting the real thing.  

. . .  .

when you do this that person thinks they can go to any bar and get a danny 
douche.  I hate this more than anything, and what's worse the patron looks at 
you like you are crazy because you don't know what it's your bullshit drink.  
so please no making up drinks <--total noob bartender move.  but again THIS 
PARTICULAR DRINK IS DIFFERENT THAN LET'S SAY A COSMO! (I know i've said this 
before) you fuck. shit. Man. you piss me off, actually I am giving you the 
power to control my hapiness, fuck man.  NOBODY KNOWS AND IF THEY DID THEY 
DON'T AND SHOULDN'T HAVE THE INGREDIENTS! SO WHAT WERE PEOPLE DRINKING? I 
swear to God you would be the first matt damon/collins i'd ever serve.  what 
was wrong with the good old fashioned zombie?  yeah davidh is a dick, but man 
he knows his shit.


let's try something more defined and see where you stand.